Log Flume

Artifact — Attraction

Visit — Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.)

"Keep your hands and feet inside me at all times and enjoy the glubbbbrbb! Glbbglubb! Glb!"