Here’s a short, morbidly funny summary of a Magic: The Gathering game between Roon and Hudson (assuming you meant Hudson, not Kinnan, as the opponent—let me know if I got that wrong!): Roon brought his test Kinnan deck, powered by Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy, to the table, facing Hudson’s Test 69 Deck, a Jeskai mishmash that looked like it tripped over a Grave Pact. Roon turbocharged with Sakura-Tribe Elder, giggling as it kamikazed for mana to summon a Carrion Feeder—“Eat my snake, grow big!”—while Hudson slapped down Rest in Peace, smirking, “No snacks for you!” Roon, undeterred, flickered Kinnan with Flickerwisp for a mana explosion, landing a Wurmcoil Engine that rolled in like a hearse on wheels, clinching a 1-0 win as Hudson sighed, “Death by wurm—classic.”

-Roon